Dustin Rowles Is A Fucking Genius And Here's Why:

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I am as indifferent to movie reviews as the next literate American, only skimming the column or paragraph for some juicy criticism. However, this man has taken the film review to a level of bitching wit thine eyes have ever had the pleasure of settling on. I may try to transcribe my irritated thoughts via prickly sarcasm and humor dryer than your grandma's cooch, but I must bow my protesting head to this man.
Kudos to you sir.

P.S. Did you whiners vote yet??